{"id":17664,"date":"2021-03-24T14:16:13","date_gmt":"2021-03-24T21:16:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.skepticalraptor.com\/skepticalraptorblog.php\/?p=17664"},"modified":"2021-03-24T14:21:46","modified_gmt":"2021-03-24T21:21:46","slug":"skeptical-raptor-got-their-covid-19-vaccination-bill-gates-5g-nanobots-are-working","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.skepticalraptor.com\/skepticalraptorblog.php\/skeptical-raptor-got-their-covid-19-vaccination-bill-gates-5g-nanobots-are-working\/","title":{"rendered":"Skeptical Raptor got their COVID-19 vaccination \u2013 Bill Gates 5G nanobots are working"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

On a beautiful March morning in Southern California, the ancient feathered dinosaur got their COVID-19 vaccination. Although it was difficult to go incognito to the vaccination center, this old raptor sat down in a tiny chair to get the Moderna mRNA COVID-19 vaccine<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then it happened \u2013 I got the worst possible adverse effect to the COVID-19 vaccination, I entered the Bill Gates 5G nanobot Matrix<\/a>. And I’m scared.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

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The COVID-19 vaccination matrix<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Soon after I go the Moderna jab, I started hearing Bill Gates’s<\/a> voice in my head. He told me that I had to connect to a 5G network<\/a> so that I could upgrade to the new version, 10.47 revision 2. Then, Bill Gates’s voice read the End User Agreement (EUA) \u2013 section 532, paragraph 17c(2) said I had to visit a certain physician in Quebec to finish the upgrade.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I told him that I was already a reptilian<\/a>, so why on earth do I have to go through this trouble. Gates told me I was the wrong type of reptilian<\/a> \u2013 can you believe that? I was in the wrong conspiracy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

After listening to the EUA and finally downloading the new software, and following three restarts, I was fully connected to the 5G network. Apparently, fainting during the restarts is typical, so please don’t think I died if you see the video<\/a>. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then things got weird. My face started doing all kinds of strange things<\/a>, but Gates told me that it was just some bad code. He would get his engineers on it quickly, but it would require downloading a patch to the facial recognition feature plus reading a new EUA. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

No wonder this vaccine blocks the SARS-CoV-2 virus \u2013 it gets bored waiting.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Of course, since the vaccine contains dangerous mRNA fragments, Gates warned me that now it would change my DNA<\/a> so I could full-fledged reptilian. He told me that Andrew Wakefield<\/a> and Del Bigtree<\/a> were warning everyone about the DNA-changing nanobots, so the Big Pharma intelligence department of the Reptilian Overlords would be dealing with them soon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Gates also warned me to not have unprotected sex after the COVID-19 vaccination, because I might pass along the 5G mRNA nanobots to my partner. He said that could get me thrown out of the matrix. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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More adverse events<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Bill Gates then told me that I might experience other things<\/a> as the 5G nanobots from the COVID-19 vaccination changed more of my DNA:<\/p>\n\n\n\n