Skeptical Raptor

person aspirating the vaccine from the vial

Skeptical Raptor got their COVID-19 vaccination – Bill Gates 5G nanobots are working

On a beautiful March morning in Southern California, the ancient feathered dinosaur got their COVID-19 vaccination. Although it was difficult to go incognito to the vaccination center, this old raptor sat down in a tiny chair to get the Moderna mRNA COVID-19 vaccine.

Then it happened – I got the worst possible adverse effect to the COVID-19 vaccination, I entered the Bill Gates 5G nanobot Matrix. And I’m scared.

The feathery dinosaur still needs funding – please help out

by Michael Simpson
2017-11-14
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The last couple of weeks were pretty wild. First, being accused of being Dr. Paul Offit by the bastion of fake news, the Health Ranger’s own Natural News. Then several people on an anti-vaccine YouTube video accused yours truly of… Read More »The feathery dinosaur still needs funding – please help out

Skeptical Raptor is not Paul Offit – help feed the feathery dinosaur website

by Michael Simpson
2017-10-30
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Well, I hope it’s clear to the anti-vaccine world that the Skeptical Raptor is not Paul Offit. One’s an ugly old dinosaur who rants crabbily about science. The other is a distinguished researcher who rants professionally about science. Dr. Offit… Read More »Skeptical Raptor is not Paul Offit – help feed the feathery dinosaur website