Are you tired of listening to doctors, scientists, and experts telling you what to do with your body? Do you think you know better than the millions of people who have been vaccinated and protected from deadly diseases? Do you want to join the brave anti-vaxxer who defies logic, reason, and evidence? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then this article is for you!
In this article, we will show you how to ignore science and risk your health by following these simple steps:
You cannot reason people out of a position that they did not reason themselves into.
― Ben Goldacre
Step 1: Reject the Scientific Consensus on Vaccine Safety and Effectiveness
The first step to becoming an anti-vaxxer is to reject the overwhelming scientific consensus that vaccines are safe and effective. You see, science is a conspiracy by the government, the pharmaceutical industry, and the media to control your mind and body. They want you to believe that vaccines prevent diseases, save lives, and have minimal side effects. But that’s not true! Vaccines are actually dangerous, ineffective, and cause all kinds of problems, such as autism, cancer, infertility, and even death!
How do we know this? Because we have done our own research on the internet, of course! We have watched YouTube videos, read blogs, and joined Facebook groups that tell us the truth about vaccines. We have also listened to celebrities, politicians, and activists who share our views and confirm our biases. We don’t need peer-reviewed studies, randomized trials, or meta-analyses to tell us what to think. We have our own sources of information that are much more reliable and trustworthy.
Step 2: Ignore the Facts and Evidence that Contradict Your Anti-Vaxxer Beliefs
The second step to becoming an anti-vaxxer is to ignore the facts and evidence that contradict your beliefs. You see, facts and evidence are not objective or neutral. They are manipulated and distorted by the pro-vaccine agenda to deceive and brainwash you. They want you to think that vaccines have eradicated diseases, reduced mortality, and improved public health. But that’s not true! Diseases have disappeared because of better hygiene, nutrition, and sanitation. Mortality has declined because of better medical care, not vaccines. And public health has worsened because of vaccines, not improved.
How do we know this? Because we have our own alternative facts and evidence that support our beliefs. We have anecdotes, testimonials, and personal stories that prove that vaccines are harmful and unnecessary. We have cherry-picked data, flawed studies, and dubious statistics that show that vaccines are ineffective and dangerous. We have logical fallacies, cognitive biases, and conspiracy theories that explain why vaccines are part of a sinister plot to harm and control us.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
– Christopher Hitchens
Step 3: Dismiss the Experts and Authorities that Disagree with You
The third step to becoming an anti-vaxxer is to dismiss the experts and authorities that disagree with you. You see, experts and authorities are not credible or trustworthy. They are corrupted and biased by the pro-vaccine agenda to lie and mislead you. They want you to trust them and follow their recommendations. But that’s not true! Experts and authorities are ignorant, incompetent, and dishonest. They don’t know what they are talking about, they make mistakes, and they hide the truth.
How do we know this? Because we have our own experts and authorities that agree with us. We have self-proclaimed doctors, scientists, and researchers who challenge the mainstream consensus and expose the vaccine fraud. We have alternative media, websites, and podcasts that provide us with the real news and information that the mainstream media suppresses. We have leaders, influencers, and heroes who inspire us and validate our choices.
Step 4: Spread the Word and Convert Others to Your Cause
The fourth and final step to becoming an anti-vaxxer is to spread the word and convert others to your cause. You see, you are not alone or isolated. You are part of a growing movement of enlightened and empowered people who are fighting for their freedom and rights. You want to share your knowledge and wisdom with others who are still in the dark and unaware of the vaccine danger. You want to save them from the harm and suffering that vaccines cause.
How do we do this? By using social media, online platforms, and offline events to communicate and connect with others who share our views or are open to them. By using rhetoric, emotion, and propaganda to persuade and influence others who are skeptical or resistant to them. By using activism, protest, and resistance to challenge and oppose others who are hostile or threatening to them.
Congratulations! You have now completed the guide on how to ignore science and risk your health. You are now a proud and confident anti-vaxxer who can enjoy the benefits of being unvaccinated, such as:
- Getting sick and infecting others with preventable diseases
- Spending money and time on useless and harmful alternative treatments
- Facing discrimination and ostracism from society and the law
- Living in fear and paranoia of the pro-vaccine agenda and its agents
- Dying prematurely and unnecessarily from vaccine-preventable diseases
We hope you enjoyed this article and found it useful. Please share it with your friends and family who are still pro-vaccine and help them see the light. Together, we can make a difference and stop the vaccine tyranny. Thank you for reading and remember: Don’t vaccinate, educate!
Note to the anti-vaxxer
If you don’t get the point of this article, then I don’t know what to say.
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